Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis Theses Chics Are Hot !!

WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.







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'Social Debauchery' Upstairs at Cameo

FRIDAY (July 16th): Join us for Social Debauchery this Friday night for circus performances and open format music by DJ JFelix [ www.jfelix.com ] playing upstairs at Cameo Nightclub in Miami Beach.

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Hey Now, Hey Now, Don’t The-Dream It’s Over

Well, that was short and sweet. Christina Milian and The-Dream have called it quits on their marriage. The pair married in September of last year in a low-key ceremony and welcomed baby girl Violet in February. Apparently though, according to a statement released by The-Dream, the couple had broken up before the baby’s birth.

The statement reads “Terius ‘The Dream’ Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter, Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward.” We like the wording “the marriage was unsuccessful”, it’s like an attempt at surgery or a fallen soufflé. As if to say, this one didn’t work, but better luck next time!

The-Dream (whose hyphenated name is about as annoying as Ke$ha’s dollar sign) was spotted recently getting cozy on a beach with his personal assistant, Melissa Santiago just days before he released the statement.

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Jim Jones Hosts Eye Candy Saturdays @ DREAM

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Tiger Woods Throws Out Paternity Suit By Deluded Ex-Mistress

We may have lost track of Tiger Woods’ various mistresses, but they refuse to fade into obscurity. It seems that someone new (or old, depends on how you look at it) keeps crawling out of the woodwork. This round goes to Number 15 on Tiger’s alleged mistress roster. Porn star Devon James had filed legal papers in Florida in June, claiming Tiger was the father of her 9-year-old son Austin Brinling. The paternity suit stated the she was trying to “establish paternity, parental responsibility, time-sharing, and/or child support of a minor child or children.” Which translates to: ka-ching! Especially since the Elin Nordegren-Tiger Woods divorce drama was reaching its zenith at the time.

Now this is where it gets gold-digger bananas. Devon’s mother, who has custody of the child, allegedly performed a DNA test in 2002, which revealed that Tiger was not the father. Miz Devon refuses to believe that her mother had DNA testing at all - to her the results don’t exist - and wants to force Tiger to go in for another test.

Tiger has filed a counter-suit, asking for the case to be thrown out and to stop this massive waste of time. Porn star mommy has results whether she likes it or not, and he isn’t the father. We have a feeling the courts will agree with Tiger, for once. And Devon? Actually, we have no words left for you.

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Martin Lawrence’s Wedding Is The Best Thing To Happen To Him In Years

We love happy endings to stories. So when we heard that Martin Lawrence and Shamicka Gibbs got married over the weekend, we decided to do a little digging because the actor’s name hadn’t popped up on our radar for awhile. And that’s when we realized that the good stuff always keeps coming regardless of what s**t life throws at you.

This is Lawrence’s second marriage (the first happened in 1996). He’s been on a roller coaster battling a major addiction to psychotropic drugs, crazy bouts with guns and almost died after being in a coma for three days. So a beautiful wedding after all of that seems like seriously good fortune!

The couple was married at the actor’s home in an intimate ceremony. Eddie Murphy and Denzel Washington were there too. BTW: This has been quite the wedding week. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, fellow Office star Jenna Fischer and her boyfriend, Jonathan Schaech and One Tree Hill star Jana Rae Kramer … Lala Vazquez and NBA star Carmelo Anthony all got married as well.

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Brand New Fly Boi - DAHM

The newest member to the Show Stoppa Ent. Music Group Fly Boi Drops 1st single "DAHM" with Label.

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Fly-Boi Birthday Bashes

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More Troubles for Michael Vick

We all remember the Michael Vick saga. He was on top of the world as the golden boy QB of the NFL. Then came the dog fighting conviction, prison time and a return to the sport. Vick is a backup QB for the Philadelphia Eagles and really doesn’t get on the field much.

Fast forward to his current situation. Vick, who remains on federal probation following that two-year prison term for dogfighting, celebrated his 30th birthday with a party at a Virginia Beach club. A shooting reportedly occurred as the club was closing. A fight broke out, and like many club fights, it ended in gunshots. A spokesman for Virginia Beach Police said the shooting occurred around 2:10 am, just as the club was closing. Vick insists that he was not present when the shooting occurred. He claimed that he left around ten minutes before the incident. The video tapes, the police and others who are speaking up beg to differ on Vick’s account.

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Couple Or Hook-Up? Amber Rose And Reggie Bush Spotted Together

Is there such a limited pool of celebrity that they have to keep dating each other in one big incestuous smorgasbord? Reggie Bush and Amber Rose have decided to join forces. As in Reggie of on-and-off, and now ex Kim Kardashian fame. Kimmy’s happily moved on to another NFL star, Miles Austin, FYI. Amber is of ex-Kanye West and freaky fashion fame (photos).

So these two scorned lovahs showed up together at the AXE Lounge in Southhampton, and were getting it on all night. And we mean together, because they wouldn’t even be separated while going on restroom breaks. They went together, prompting a security to hustle them through the crush. So… what were you two up to in the bathroom? Hit us up with some theories, because we have some of our own… and they totally don’t have anything to do with actually going to the WC!

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